Toilets and other political stuff.

I have two toilets, they both flush. They are white porcelain and they do exactly what they were made to do. Way back in my past I built houses from time to time for people with a little more money than they needed. Some of them, to my surprise, had a penchant for fancy toilets. Why this was I really can't say. I mean we all know what a toilet is for. I start my day on one. Have you ever installed a gold plated toilet? I have. After I finished I was told not to let anyone use it. It was a special toilet for special people. I have often wondered just how the feces of these special people might compare to the excrement of the rest of us. I happen to know the toilet flushes into the same sewer pipe as all the other toilets in town. What does this have to do with politics? Politicians spend tax money, some buy cheap toilets that never flush, some try for the toilet that costs a little more but lasts for years and others only see the glamour in having a gold pot to shit in. We have some hard choices to make these days about how to bring this economy back. Do we go for the gold or build to last? Does it make any sense to close public toilets and fill the streets with the excrement of the ordinary citizenry while giving the special ones (in their minds only) gold toilets? Some of them, I'm sure, feel they are entitled to gold toilets. I think they are full of shit, but aren't they special?

Trickle that shit down.

did I piss you off? I will.