Given the lack of actual coverage of Morton County, ND by the majority of media outlets, here is what's happening in the pristine tranquil hills,
Hidden among the softly rolling hills an army of local "peace officers", National guardsmen and private "security" personnel stand at the ready to protect the sanctity of corporation. Strengthened by their faith in the God of the underworld, Black Tar!
Below these "brave" heavily armed soldiers of the only true religion stand the hundreds. Chanting prayers in a tongue unknown to the helmeted ears of greed and destruction. But fear not dear citizens! This army of the underworld will smash and spray and shoot ( oh, soon they hope!) those People of the Land of the Sacred Stones, the Standing Rock Sioux, who in ignorance of the euro invaders and the future plans to rip and rape the Mother Earth had the audacity to bury their dead among these hills.
Adding insult these indigenous peoples actually think water is worth more than oil profits. They would has us believe their children and the children of these children infinitum, matter more than profits today! How rude and self centered! Physics alone shows the dominance of oil over water. Parts float upon and parts sink below! Therefore oil trumps water! (pun intended)
And so dear citizens I beg of you in these dire times of need stand and be heard!
Poles are opening across this once great land of the People. To assist you here is a link to those seeking election in Morton county, North Dakota. With special note to these guys.
(a special extremely posthumous thank you to that bigot and felonious fugitive author O. Henry)
I stand in solidarity with our Brothers and Sisters of the Standing Rock Sioux.
did I piss you off?
I will
