Lies we were sold as children-
If you keep making that face it'll stay that way.
Santa Claus flies around the world, comes down the chimney and leaves presents.
You're the most important person in the world.
You're special.
Mommy loves you no matter what. (try breaking a vase and see how that goes)
This hurts me more than you.
Never talk to strangers.
You have to go to collage to get a good job.
Sport are important (playing them builds teamwork)
hard work and honesty will get you ahead in life.
Poor people are lazy, lazy people are poor.
Hypocrisies we learned-
Mom always made the same faces, but her face never stayed that way all the time.Santa doesn't have a jet-pack, we didn't have a chimney and my sister who, by the way was not good, got my pony.
All my friend's moms told them the were the most important. ?????
How can I be special when my name isn't 'K'?
Mom said she loves roses, but she throws them in the trash.
How did mom get hurt more by holding a wooden spoon?
If I can't talk to strangers how do I make friends?
My brother went to collage, but he doesn't have a job and I do.
Pro-athletes seem to be poor sports a lot.
I work hard and I'm honest and buried in debt.
I work hard and can't afford to take a vacation like those rich people who don't work do.
Why do they need a vacation anyway? To get away from the stress of not needing to work?
Truths I have learned-
Faces stretch.Sorry Virginia, there never was a Santa Claus, so no flying around the world. Very few working chimneys left for a pretend fat guy to go down, and my sister's pony is dead.
Nobody cares about you.
You're not even close to unique let alone special.
Your mother hate you for ruining her figure.
The spoon broke making contact with my butt.
We are all strangers, even to ourselves.
Diplomas are just really expensive paper that will get you a job that doesn't exist.
I was fired for throwing a ball in the office.
There is no team in the IT department. Geeks suck at sports, the capes get in the way. RESET! RESET!
Rich people hire poor people to do their work.
Poor people have to work so the rich people can be lazy and take vacations.
