The Great Ever Changing Deep State

Deep State, that illusive changeling of a theory. What is it? Who is it?

A few short years ago the Deep State was purportedly composed of an Illuminati like conspiratorial body of rich and powerful men and corporations who secretly ran the government. I use purportedly because today the supposed Deep State has morphed into a Democrat run anti-conservative liberal conspiracy protected by the DOJ. Particularly the FBI, a traditionally conservative body infiltrated by liberals (probably via some mind control substance administered through contact with the Obama's) and certain Federal judges. All of whom are gunning to overturn the gerrymandered electoral districts thoughtfully put in place by the GOP and undermine the integrity of the Trump administration.

I feel it necessary to point out a fact that only seems to be a factual reality in the conservative mind.

Fact: Sexual harassment is only real and needs to be investigated when perpetrated by liberal leaning men. Conservative men however are incapable of this sexist act. The same is true for spousal abuse, racial bigotry and homophobia. I don't have the handbook of "Things Conservatives Never Are Guilty Of" handy but I think killing kitty-cats and eating babies are also on the list of impossible thing conservatives can be guilty of. Cheating on a spouse, drug and alcohol addiction, sexual release via a paid assistant (prostitute), kiddie porn downloading, ignoring the Constitution and proclaiming Freedom of Religion while forcing their personal religious beliefs on the world and grabbing pussy are also exempted.

What is not exempted is being brownish, female, a brownish female, a gay brownish female and honest. Honesty is the most unforgivable of unforgivable's in the conservative hand book. On second thought, honest and brownish, honest and ..... you get the idea.

The Deep State.

Over the last weeks I have heard through the walls the voice of a wise sage (I think it might be the voice of God) and I have learned all about the Deep State in between his rants on Dossier!, Dossier!, Dossier!. (God sounds a lot like Sean Hannity. God is very melodramatic and highly conspiracy minded. God is also very rude and constantly interrupts his guests) So I am now an expert on the Deep State. It is the LIBERALS. You see this explains all the gerrymandering. These Deep State liberal controllers allowed the gerrymandering to make you think it was the conservative GOP. Ha! I say! Ha! Pretty crafty them Liberals don't you think?  

Now that we know the truth about the Deep State let us look into this Dossier!. Dossier!, Dossier!. It was the Clintons. Just forget all about that Conservative deep pocket donor who funds the Washington Free Beacon who dug up dirt on then "hat-in-the-ring" outsider Trump and his insistence that Fusion GPS stop their dirt digging after Trump cinched the nomination. None of that matters in this universe. What matters is after the info collecting had started and was no longer needed to derail Trump from garnering the nomination, because it couldn't, the investigative co. Fusion GPS shopped their info to the other side's camp. (free market principles!) shhh! 

But the facts are of no importance. All that matters is camp Clinton did pay Fusion after the Washington Free Beacon stopped. It is not important who initially financed the dirt digging. Nor is their intent. Am I right? It is interesting how Fusion has been left out of the blaming game being played. This probably is due to the GOP thinking they might need the services Fusion offers in the future. Free markets are only a good thing when they work for you, not when they work for your rival. This is a recurring conundrum the GOP faces daily. It really isn't easy being a conservative. So many contradictions to over come in this new world of the info net and constant monitoring.


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