The hazards of being a cop today. Collage students lawfully gathering during a snow storm in Beantown, throwing those dangerous Anarchist soft and fluffy weapons of choice, the deadly snowball! Mind you these were no ordinary snowball projectiles, these were the most deviant type, consisting of extra dry semi frozen acid rain. Yes dear citizens of Boston, those student were standing on a field of acid rain snow. They were on acid. This explains the uncontrollable laughter and general mass mirth; the smiling and lack of common restraint afforded the more socially refined members of the general public who stayed safely inside wrapped in blankets and slippers made of dead dinosaur goo. If only the police had drones, imagine how much safer we would be.
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